The Epic Event by Thomas (2024)

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VecnaGC

McLongDo

kika

the spirit of soti

Drip/Sigma ig

Ms moo

Vecna[edit]

you wake up. Fandom staff told you that the wiki is deleted. Time for a job! Where will you work

I want this to be funny, so I apply for the role of lifeless GoComics Moderator.

Good choice! You log on to this website called GoComics for your first day. You see a guy named SOTI saying "f*ck the mods."

This guy seems funny. I wait and see what he does before banning him.

You wait...and you wait. Finally, SOTI starts saying some racist and hom*ophobic slurs. He spams everywhere and bullies all the users. What do you do?

I decide to finally start doing my job and ban him.

you ban him at last. Suddenly there are some cringe kids who say they're in a group called the BNFF1 group. Do you ban them?

yes please

you ban them. Suddenly their plot armor activates and start pounding at your door, growling and barking.

Long[edit]

you are tied to a chair in what looks like...a restaurant? A customer says, "I'll have a mclongdo". An employee walks up to you with a big knife.

I start stealing the customers McLongDo. I then grab the knife, killing the employee

"Holy crap!!!" The customer yells. He calls the police. The police are now all around you. What do you do now? You have one McLongDo.

I start doing push ups. then I ascend into a higher level of being, and start grinding on the dead employees

You grind on the dead employee s, which the ableist cops find "autistic" and "autistic". They arrest you. Congratulations, you are now in jail awaiting a trial. While in jail, you see a guy whose name is SOTI. Do you A. Talk to him, B. Beat his arse, or C. Do nothing?

i know for a fact im going to get beat up by soti so i talk to him broski to broski (you can never have a broski)

you start talking to your broski but he's too busy growling at the guards.

My broski isn't squirrel wdym. Anyway i kms because I hate this event

You kill yourself.

Congratulations! You achieved the "Bored of Jail" Ending!

Kika[edit]

You are at an art gallery. You are famous for your bestselling drawing of a pimp celebrating New Year's. A mysterious man says, "how much?"

i tell him that i really appreciate his interest in my art and that the price is one thats negotiable, starting from 150$.

"Oh f*ck..." the man whispers under his breath. "Say, how about i invite you to dinner tonight and we'll discuss it?" He replies.

i raise my eyebrow, but i hesitantly nod. hope nothing bad happens.

Its dinner night!!!!! You come to his house. The dining room is in the basem*nt for some reason. Anyways, you sit down and look at your McLongDo. The mysterious guy sits with you. Do you, A. Say something completely random, B. Start eating, C. Ask him why the hell you got invited to dinner of all things, or D. Let him speak first.

i sat on a chair, remaining silent and smiling awkwardly.

you let him speak first. "You know I've been an avid art collector since I was a kid." He then proceeds to show you Vincent Van Gogh's "Starry Night". "This one right here... it's a keeper." What do you do or say?

sou let him speak first.

i nod excitedly when i saw the painting, being truly impressed. i asked him where he got it.

"Well," he starts, "He had dinner with my father once." You suddenly feel a sharp pain in your leg and pass out.

You wake up in your mid apartment. You look around and find out that your drawing is gone!!! Do you A. Call the police, B. Walk to his house and deal with the matter yourself, or C. Hire a gang to beat his arse.

how does the guy know where i live?? anyway, i call the police and lock the doors and try to secure my place. if the police cant manage to do something, then im f*cked

Someone knocks at your door. It's Drip. he tells you that he dragged you back to your house. Do you team up with him to get even with the mysterious figure?

i let him in, deciding to collaborate with him on finding the mysterious (and asshole-ish) person

SOTI[edit]

you wake up in jail. A guy in your cell tells you that you harassed several gay autistic people. They finally put you in.

seems like I’m living an interesting life. I decided to call For the guards and inappropriately touch them until they let me free.

You call for the guards. "Heeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy" you keep yelling. The guards still don't notice you. What do you do?

it seems like we’re doing this the hard way, I beat up my cell mates

The guards see you beating up your cell mates. "That autistic kid... isn't he adorable?" Says one guy. Just then, a guy comes in your cell. What do you do to him?

He called me autistic!? That’s it, I start to scream at the top of my lungs while chanting an ancient ritual of my people.

You did it!!!! A guard walks up to you and says, "May I join you?"

I stare at the guard with bloodshot eyes, I then start to growl at him. (Drip edit: Bro really turned into his fursona lol)

"well, it's time for your trial. Let's get you to court." The guards let you out of the cag- cell.

you are now in court. You have been pressed on charges on account of harassment, offending the LGBTQ community, not allowing autistic kids their fake personal space, and many other fake laws. Do you plead guilty, Innocent, or jump on the judge and beat it's arse?

I conjure up the spirits of a thousand warriors and sh*t on the floor.

you sh*t on the floor, which turns into a portal to heaven. Jesus decides to exile you because you're autistic. You are now out of jail, but the cops are looking for you.

I met Jesus and I didn’t give him a kiss? That’s it. I walk to the nearest walk and piss on it.

you walk to a guy and take a leak on him. The cops put you in jail again. You are now in court once more. What do you do?

I express my evermore gratitude to the judge by jumping at them with a big heartwarming hug

You jump the judge. You get put in jail for 60 years and get another court case. This is your last chance. you can either do the right thing or die.

you’re right, it’s time to do the right thing. I call to one of the guards and tell them I want to donate to charity

Drip[edit]

You are part of a very sneaky street gang. Your leader walks to the table and says in a gruff voice, "alright boys, who are we gonna gay bash today?"

I tell them that there is this kid named Tom living in at the top of an apartment building that we should definitely consider bashing. (P.S. Thomas, i like what you did with soti's story LOL)

"Tom...thats a very gay name. Let's do it." Your gang walks up to the apartment lobby. The leader says, "We're looking for a Tom." The leader whispers in your ear that if they don't cooperate, beat their ass. Guess what? They didn't cooperate.

So I beat their ass and they follow me as I climb up the side of the building. I can see through Tom's window. He is having a chat on a site called Findr with someone named Vam, he sends multiple heart emojis and is eating chips.

you look through his window. He is being a simp. Your leader says, "alright drip, since this was your guy, you go in there. You go in via the actual hotel. Once you get to tom's room, do you: A. Strike up a nice conversation to get on his good side. B. Full box him and beat him up alone. Or C. call the gang and beat his arse

I choose C full boxing him and one pumping him with my frenzy auto shotgun he is knocked but I crank 90's up to the top of his roof while grabbing him, looking for his duo. He starts dialing the cops calling me hom*ophobic and I should be arrested immediately.

You chose to box him and beat him up. However, Tom has jiujitsu on his side. Luckily the boys find you and throw you a shotgun. They climb in through the window and gay bash him. Gay bash completed! Your leader then snatches your shotgun from you and says, "is there anything you have to say for yourself?"

I say, “so worth it” and then use my grapple blade (rip chap 5 season 1) to get out and swing away.

You try using your grapple blade, but your leader quickly grabs it. "Meet me in my office later." He says.

Its later now. He tells you to speak first. The door is locked, so you can't escape.

Im confused Thomas, I did what he asked and now he’s mad at me. I tell him, “what do you need”

your boss looks at you and says, "Drip, we do everything as a team. Just going in there alone was too risky. What if the cops found you and arrested you first? Then they would've saw us look at him and arrest us too. I'm putting you on a warning."

You sadly walk back home and one pump Fortnite players with your Frenzy Auto Shotgun. Just then, you hear someone dragging a body outside. What do you do?

I go to see who is dragging the body

you go outside to see a man in black drag your friend Kika to her house. You are now worried af. Do you call her or tell the gang first?

Well why would I call her if she's right there? Since i am pretty strong, I jump the man in black and one pump him with my frenzy auto and ask what happened to kika

Kika is unconscious so you drag her to her house. A few hours later, you knock on her door. What do you tell her?

Usemis T Crapper Jones[edit]

You are standing in the middle of a gang fight. Suddenly someone grabs your leg and pulls you into the alleyway, where they demand for your pickle.

What? I give them my pickle and run away

They chase after you, day after day, wanting your pickles. It comes to a point where they have surrounded the city looking for you and your pickles. What will you do?

Thomas this is a weird story. I'll give them my pickles i guess.

You are arrested by the coppers for fake event writing. You are put in jail for the rest of your life. Congratulations! You got the fake event ending!

Dont challenge me. I am here. I am alive inside. Come at me…

i am god so i smite you in the sky

i block your attack with 69

You get banned for being cringe.