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The show begins with an intro including jazz and funky music appearing with the host Devin along with co-host Dice will conduct the interviews with the eliminated contestants that happened to their time in the competition.
Devin: Hi, everybody! It's me, Devin!
Dice: And I'm King Dice.
Devin: And welcome back to BC01's ACE Aftermath!
Dexter: Well, it's good to be back in the aftermath set again.
Devin: I agree. And with no further delays whatsoever.
Dice: Before we begin, did you guys see that Season P1 finally ended and Season P2 finally started?
Dave: Yeah, we did! It took less than a year to finish the production.
Devin: What did you think of it so far?
Daisy Duck: Well, I saw some old favorites. Like I saw that Patrick, Peach, Plankton, Pluto, and Peter returned.
Dipper: And some new ones like Pikachu, Popeye, Phineas, Panty, and especially an old friend of mine, Pacifica.
Darkness: I really hope we wish those contestants well. So far the postman and the creepy clown got eliminated.
Devin: Of course.
Dipper: Well, so far, Pacifica is doing great in this competition. She managed to take down PTLD-93 all by herself.
Dice: Well that is good to know since we found out that DTLP-39 is actually PTLD-93 himself.
Dexter: Are you sure that was a good idea to revive him?
Doofenshmirtz: I thought it would.
Devin: Well that is nice. And everybody is normal. Well... except for one. Dora, are you okay?
Dora: DADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADA (What are you talking about? I'm fine!)
Devin: No, not you! The other one!
Dora the Explorer: (drunk) Ugh...
Devil: Can anyone explain this?
Diego: Oh, Dora was getting ready for a small pizza dinner party so she "bought" some Duvel beers at the store and... now she's that.
Dora the Explorer: (to the people reading) Hey! I need your help! Dominic (referring to Declan) or Delilah (referring to Darkness)?
A blue pointer appears and it clicks on Darkness
Dora the Explorer: No argument here! (runs up to Darkness and starts hooking with her)
Declan: What in the-?
Diddy: She's going wild with her!
Dark Cacao: What am I witnessing this derogatory scenery?!
Disgust: This can't be good.
David (BFDI): Aw seriously?!
Daphne: Jeepers! This is more shocking to see in person!
Daria: Trust me, this isn't the first time that she has done something like this. I recommend watching a scene from Adult Swim to get the idea.
Devin: Well, let's just get this out of the way. Please welcome our first guest... Donut!
Donut arrives in the set
Donut: Hello, everybody!
David (BFDI): Aw, seriously?
Dora: DADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADA (Aw man, I guess neither of the objects made it.)
Donut: (sits down) Before you say anything, I want to take the calls. I'm prepared for this.
Dice: Looks like he's ready for it. Are you sure about it, Donut?
Donut: Yeah, I want to take the calls, please.
Devin: Okay. Hello, you're on the air!
Homer: Mmm... donuts. (slobbers)
Donut: Don't even think about it.
Devin: Next caller!
Teacher: Hey, today, we are donating $50,000 to charity, and it's all worth one donut for the kids to enjoy.
Donut: Huh?
Student 1: Hey look, a talking donut!
Student 2: Let's eat it!
Teacher: Wait, kids! Where are you going?
Hundreds of kids run inside the aftermath set and grab Donut, and they run out with Donut in hand
A long silence occurs
Dark Choco: (whispers) Awkward silence...
Donut pops out of the recovery center
Donut: Hey! That was so unfair! Those kids ate me!
Devin: Next caller.
Dr. Donut: Mr Donut, is it? It's Dr. Donut and I have your results back.
Donut: How was it?
Dr. Donut: I have to inform you that you're healthy
Donut: That's great news, thanks for telling me.
Dr. Donut: Anyways, I have other patients to attend to. Ciao. (hangs up)
Devin: Okay, let's have some serious calls. Next caller!
Pen: Hey Donut!
Donut: Pen?
Pen: Yeah, hi! Did you hear that Season P1 has finally been completed?
Donut: It has?
Pen: Yeah, and you have no idea how happy I am to finally be in the arcade park!
Donut: Well congratulations, Pen. And thanks for waiting.
Pen: Yeah, I just wanted to say that. And I hope you rejoin.
Donut: Thanks.
Devin: Next caller.
Barf Bag: Hey Donut!
Donut: Is that you Barf Bag?
Barf Bag: Yeah, hey, I'm really sorry you got eliminated.
Donut: Well that is okay. At least I did better than BFDIA where I was eliminated first.
Dora: DADADADADADADADADADADADADADADA (Unlike me. I was the same.)
Barf Bag: Even though I never competed in this show and I never got my own room. I really love this apartment complex. I mean, my room has a bed, a boombox, a live Brachiosaurus, a replica of Big Ben, a Buddha statue, portraits of famous composers, Bach and Beethoven, flags of the Bahamas, Bangladesh, Belgium, Brazil, and Bulgaria, and even a view of the Big Dipper! All the stuff was in that starts with B!
Donut: Wow, I really love your room. With all that stuff, it reminded me of Graeme Base's "Animalia" with all the stuff they put in each illustration.
Barf Bag: Oh yeah, I remember that book! I haven't read it in years, even though I have vomited all over myself. Well, I hope you rejoin, and hopefully your room will be awesome.
Donut: Thank you! Bye! (Barf Bag hangs up) Well, that was a nice call.
Devin: Next caller.
Gelatin: Hey Donut! Sorry you got out in this competition.
Donut: It's alright, I haven't seen you since the split. How are you doing?
Gelatin: It was great! I was placed in 2nd and I had fun in BFB. How are you doing in TPOT?
Donut: I'm still in, the latest challenge I was in is to wake up contestants in their nightmares while inside of their nightmare.
Gelatin: Oh, sounds spooky. What nightmare were you in?
Donut: I was in Barf Bag's, my teammates and I had to shove a lot of caffeine into the vomit until she breaks. It's a good thing that my team has won that challenge.
Gelatin: That was all?
Donut: Yeah. So, what's the reason for calling me?
Gelatin: I just wanted to announce that my birthday is coming in nearly three weeks!
Donut: Wow. I know it's too early to say this. But, Happy Birthday Gelatin!
Gelatin: Thanks, it's on June 29th and I'm about to turn twelve this year. Anyways, I hope I can join this competition
Donut: But your name doesn't start with D.
Gelatin: Not that, I meant the seventh season.
Donut: Oh. That makes sense.
Gelatin: I'll see you in one day, bye Donut! (hangs up)
Donut: That's another nice call. But that's enough calls for me.
Devin: Then I guess it's time for the peanut gallery questions.
Donut: So I guess I better talk to the aardvark, girly duck, tiger, ghost kid, mystery teen, snarky teen, Imperial space lord, boy genius and his annoying sister, Indian warrior, drag racer, monkey, wildlife boy, mystery boy, Teletubby, emotion, Mexican guy, two evil scientists, Spanish explorer, vampire, muscular penguin, criminal, two stick figures, three cookies, purple thing, drug distributor, professional jock, masoch*st, and devil?
Dice: Yeah, I guess.
Dave: Do you have dementia or something?
Donut: No, that's silly of me. Of course I know your names
Dave: I would prefer to be called the aubergine man than the purple thing.
Donut: Okay then. I'll take the first question.
Daphne: I'll go first. Why do you have filling but you also have a hole? This is not normal for real-life donuts, jelly donuts do not have a hole, while normal donuts with holes do not have filling. Jelly donuts also have an additional hole on the side for the filling to be inserted, Donut does not have that hole despite having filling.
Daria: Well, that's a question for the ages.
Donut: I don't know. It's referenced in my diary where "Why do I have a filling, but also a hole?" It makes no sense.
Diddy: I have one. Since you're a donut, you can be multiplied with Four. Why is that?
Donut: It's probably because even though I am not Algebralian, I guess it's because I am O-shaped, which is also what a zero is.
Diddy: I see.
Darth Vader: Do you also have some powers? You can revive people right?
Donut: Not exactly. After Four multiplied me, I can harness the factor of Four. However, I don't use my powers as much because of my lack of control of my powers, as shown in one episode where I tried reviving Naily, but I ended up mutilating her in the process.
Darth Vader: Wow, you can revive someone, but you're not good at it. Maybe after the aftermath, I can teach you how to use the Force, since that is similar.
Donut: Okay. Hopefully Four would appreciate that.
Disgust: I have one. I know this is off-topic, but did you hear they are doing a sequel to my movie?
Donut: Yeah, I heard on the internet!
Disgust: Yeah, apparently, they added four new emotions. Three of which all start with the following letter. I wonder what's going to happen.
Donut: Guess we'll find out.
Disgust: Yeah, it had nothing to do with anything. Just thought I'd let you know.
Daniel Tiger: Do you have a favorite season?
Donut: Summer. I love how hot summer is.
Danny: What was the last contest you participated in?
Donut: We were playing DnD. Daniel sucked us into the game, and just when the eliminated contestants were getting their revenge, that's when the whole Luan and Mr. Rainbow Guy incident happened.
Devil Cookie: Sucked into the game? What character did you play as?
Donut: I played as Dir-Zunker Vecruhpuk the Human, a ranger class with urchin as the background story.
Dora: DADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADA (Oooh, that sounds fun. Maybe in one day, we can play DnD again after the competition is done)
Devil Cookie: What about that incident from the April Fools this year?
Dick Dastardly: We all know how angry and humiliated we all are about that incident.
Dee Dee: I wasn't! I loved that bunny suit!
D.W.: I agree!
Devil: Well, just ignore those kids. They are crazy.
Declan: I don't think all of them are pissed off on that day. April Fools is April Fools, a joke day.
Diddy: More like a dirty joke day. My experience was ridiculous and that suit is too tight for me and people laughed at DK while they called an ape wearing "Rabbit Hole". It's like a magikoopa casting a spell on me. What are your experiences on that day?
Daisy Duck: I didn't like to see Donald being dressed like this in a public area
Daniel Tiger: To me, I don't think it's that bad. The only weird thing about it is that kind of suit we put on.
Danny: I don't think is normal to put a suit like this
Daphne: I didn't prepared on that day
Daria: I don't care about that day. It's the same as the other days.
Darth Vader: I'm a Dark Lord, not a public pole dancer
Dexter: It may be humiliating, at least it isn't like the Streaky Clean incident that I had.
Dhalsim: That day? I had an odd experience wearing this outfit that I never heard of before.
Dick Dastardly: I can't believe someone recorded the footage about us on the internet and Muttly laughed as usual
Diego: I felt strange about this large prank. Putting all of us into bunny playboy suits and being sent to a place that I'm not familiar with. That's sorta unique and different from normal pranks.
Dipper: Yeah, that felt embarrassing on the news
Dipsy gets confused
Disgust: If Riley wear that suit, she's definitely getting disgusted for this
Don Ramon: Me acostumbré a los trucos de April Fools, ¿pero ese? No puedo olvidar ese día. (I got used to April Fools tricks, but that one? I can't forget that day.)
Doofenshmirtz: What? The costume may be strange, I don't think it's all that bad.
Dracula: I'm a vampire, not a pole dancer from that viral video.
Drake: It may not represent my image, but I decided to play some rounds of poker on that day.
Drakken: I wonder if Shego thinks she wore that suit?
Duncan: A guy wearing a playboy suit? No thank you.
David (BFDI): Aw seriously?!
Dora: DADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADA (It felt odd for some reason for me)
Devil Cookie: I thought it was funny to see them wearing it like that.
Dark Cacao: I would rather not talk about it.
Dark Choco: ...
Declan: As long it's on April Fools, it's fine
Dave: I fell unaffected on that day, including the part that I was featured in the news.
Diego Brando: I think it's ridiculous to wear like this on that day.
Darkness: I don't mind that prank. Though I'm a masoch*st, I would enjoy it
Devil: I got laughed off by a cupboy!
Donut: Whatever. Any more questions?
Devil Cookie: Oh! I know one! Donut, if you were a cannibal, what's your favorite flavor?
Donut: Why did you ask me this question?! I'm not a cannibal!
Devil Cookie: Oh really? Somebody told me that Donald is a cannibal
Daisy Duck: He's WHAT?! Wait a minute, you must be talking about the scene where Donald and his nephews ate a turkey from years ago
Donut: I didn't know that. Well, I knew someone used to be a cannibal. But if I was a cannibal, it would be chocolate or cherry. I still can't believe my corpse was used as a prize for one of the eliminations in BFDIA.
D.W: Did it serve on the plate?
Donut: No, it was on the ground and split into pieces
Devil Cookie: What about everyone else? Do you eat yourselfs?
D.W: No! I'm not going to eat an aardvark!
Daniel Tiger: I'm not comfortable eating my own kind
Disgust: Can we move on to the other questions other than cannibal related topics?
Dark Choco: How about this. Donut, If you could have dinner with any three people, present or absent, who would you choose and why?
Donut: Invite three people for dinner? Hmm....Barf Bag and Doppio would be an obvious choice, because the former was my friend for a long time and the latter was closest to me during this competition. I think these two have a delightful conversation. But I haven't thought a third person
Dark Cacao: I wonder who that third person of your choice could be?
Donut: I have a hard time thinking who my other choice could be....maybe Dora?
Dora the Explorer: Did you just say my name?
Donut: Not you, the other one.
Declan: Why did you choose the other Dora?
Donut: She's chill, right?
Dora: DADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADA (Yes, I am chill.)
Darkness: What's a skill or talent you've always wanted to learn, but haven't yet?
Donut: I've always wanted to improve my leadership skills. Despite being a former leader on Team Ice Cube!I often struggle to find the words that make me effectively lead and inspire my teammates. I can be too self-conscious and doubt myself a lot if I feel lost in me. I can also get a bit flustered easily, which doesn't really help me communicate my ideas and plans clearly. Overall, I know I have room to improve in this area, and I really want to work hard to become a better, more loyal and more confident leader.
Darkness: Interesting.
Donut: Anyways, that is enough questions for one day. I'm ready to ask questions from the hosts now.
Devin: Alrighty then, it's time for our questions! You only answer five questions and the interview is done
Donut: Sounds simple enough
Dice: Donut, "What's your reaction when you got eliminated in this season?"
Donut: It was sad not to be able to make it to the merge, at least I did better than BFDIA. It was an experience to say the least.
Devin: Next question.
Dice: Donut, "What do others think about you when you get eliminated while you are back at home?"
Donut: Well, when I returned to Goiky, Two asked me where I have been for six months and then I responded "I was on another show, Two". After some talk with Two, I told the rest of the contestants about my experience in this competition and so on.
Devin: Next question.
Dice: Donut, "Do you have any allies in this competition?"
Donut: Again, I was the closest relationship to Doppio in this competition. We had spent more time together in the evening talking about our home worlds, life and more in the evening.
Devin: Next question
Dice: Donut, "What is your motive to join this competition?"
Donut: That one? It's the same reason why I joined BFDIA because of viewers, BFB and TPOT.
Devin: Ok, onto the last question
Dice: Donut, "What's your life before this competition happens?"
Donut: After season C3 was finished, I hoped there's a chance that I can join this season. I know the challenges start with the letter of the season. I wanted to try for a better experience like in TPOT and I know the contestants are going to be different from the ones I know. Some I predict to be good and predict to be jerks. And I realized that I can be capable of getting new friends, even if they aren't objects, I can get along with them. Then I figured out the opportunity to know what the experience looks like in this competition. Then I decided to sign-in as a contestant and after some time, I got a letter and I was accepted. This is how I became a contestant.
Devin: Thanks for your time Donut. You can go to the Peanut Gallery.
Donut: *gets up* Thanks, it was a good time to be here.
Donut joins the peanut gallery
Donut: How's my interview?
Diego Brando: It was fine, but for her (points at Dora the Explorer who is still drunk). She had a problem
Donut: What happened to her?
Diego Brando: The other Diego will explain it to you. For now, I wonder who's the next guest.
Donut: Me too, at least I won't have to deal with more deaths.
Devil: The one part where you blew up by a dodgeball. Honestly, it was a short spectacle. Anyways, who's the next guest?
Devin: The next guest is a retired member of Holostars English, who is also an alchemist. Please welcome, Mangi Dezmond
Dezmond walks in
Dezmond: It's maggin' time!
Dave: Hello Dezmond, I wasn't expecting to show up.
Dezmond: I knew some of you didn't see this coming. But anyways, this is the Aftermath set, huh?
Devin: Yep and welcome to the Aftermath.
Dezmond: It looks great to me, It looks like it came out of the scenery from Total Drama's Aftermath and it makes more sense when there are some Total Drama characters here.
Devin: Right, would you mind sitting on this divan?
Dezmond: Sure
Dezmond sits on a divan
Dezmond: This divan is nice, I decently like it.
Devin: Anyways, Dezmond would you like to go with the calls or the questions first?
Dezmond: The calls would be nice
Devin: Alright, let's get some calls for Dezmond. Hello, you're on air
Caller 1: Hello there Dezmond. How would you like to audition for a movie called "The Monster With Four Arms."
Dipper: Sounds like a lame horror movie me and Wendy watch.
Dezmond: No thanks.
Devin: Next caller.
Caller 2: Four armed-freak! Hahahahahahaha-- (hangs up)
Dezmond: Well, that wasn't nice.
Devin: Next!
Caller 3: Hey Dezmond, we're the MAGINATION and it's so sad to see you go in this show. We love your spotlight as much when you're on streams. We hope you will rejoin in the next rejoin.
Dezmond: Thanks, I appreciate your support.
Devin: Next!
Amelia: Hello, Desmond!
Dezmond: Oh, hey there, Amelia! Good ol' times at the apartment complex right?
Amelia: Yup.
Dezmond: What's it like?
Amelia: Well, they haven't started construction on the letter D room yet, but hopefully, they will build a special room for you. The letter A room alone contains a replica of the Arc de Triomphe, an aqueduct, an aquarium with axolotls, anchovies, anglerfish, anemones, and Anomalocaris, a big apple tree, a view of the Aurora borealis and more.
Dezmond: Wow, that's cool. If there's an arcade machine where I can play arcade games, that would be fun.
Amelia: Boy, Dezmond. You will love it. Anyways, hopefully they have so many amazing D words once the D room is complete.
Dezmond: You bet! Okay, see you at the apartment complex!
Amelia: Bye! (hangs up)
Devin: Next!
Axel: Hello, Axel here.
Dezmond: Hello Axel, it's been a while since we spoke.
Axel: Yeah, I just wanted to say that sorry for being eliminated
Dezmond: It's alright, there's always a rejoin for a period of time.
Axel: Oh, that one. It's going to be a rejoining challenge and I failed at that time. Maybe you can win this challenge and get back into the game.
Dezmond: I understand, at least I made it further than you. So, how's the Apartament Complex?
Axel: It went great, we did lots of activities in there and lots of characters. And also Altare is here too.
Dezmond: That's amazing, I'll do some alchemy when this competition is over. Anyways, hope we meet there. (hangs up)
Dice: Do you want to end the calls?
Dezmond: Yes, what's next?
Devin: The Peanut Gallery wants you to ask the question about yourself. Does anyone have any questions for him?
Diddy: I have one. So what is it with the additional arms anyway?
Dezmond: Actually, those are mechanical arms interfacing with my spine, and my character sheet indicates that my forearm attachments may or may not be similarly ingrained within him.
Doofenshmirtz: Mechanical, eh? I would make a secret formula about that.
Dipper: As an alchemist, what did you make?
Dezmond: I created potions including bottling copium and Love Potions, while also having a habit of shrinking his collab partners down where they either sit on or get held by one of his cloak arms.
Drakken: So, since you're an alchemist, how would you like to become my lackey? Together, we will beat that orange-haired girl to a pulp!
Dezmond: No way. I'd rather not do evil.
Drakken: Whatever. You'd still buy my hair gel, right?
Dice: Next question.
Darth Vader: So what kind of superpower would you have?
Dezmond: Well, I'd like to make people explode just by pointing at them, simply because I find the concept of killing people by dramatically pointing at them hilarious.
Dipsy: Uh oh!
Drake: Oh, I get it. You're joking. (laughs evilly, then hears his henchmen laughing off-screen) WHAT'S SO FUNNY?!
Dhalsim: That's kind of like Dr. Manhattan.
Dave: That's a nice superpower! I love killing people too!
Daphne: I have one. If you survived a zombie apocalypse, what would you do?
Dezmond: Well, it's unlikely if I would survive one, so I would wrap myself in barbed wire and knives just to become a super zombie.
Dracula: A super zombie? Would you do the same if there was a vampire apocalypse?
Dezmond: Probably.
Danny: Or maybe a ghost apocalypse?
Dezmond: Also probably.
Dhalsim: Excuse me, I just noticed that your tongue is purple.
Don Ramon: Oh sí, ya veo eso. ¿Por Qué es eso? (Oh yeah, I see that. Why is that?)
Dezmond: Oh, it turned purple after I ate a Magmite. It's hard to see and can be mistaken for a shadow, but Vesper explicitly brings it up during one of his MS Paint streams.
Duncan: I see.
Daria: Also, when I looked you up on the Internet, I saw a weird verb meme named after your first name called "maggin'" or "magged."
David (BFDI): Aw, seriously?
Dezmond: Yeah, this has too many internet memes about a crappy movie called Morbius. It's based on a fake catchphrase called "It's Morbin' time", a play on the famous Power Rangers catchphrase "It's morphin' time." It ended up becoming an all-purpose verb to describe anything I do.
Dick Dastardly: Well, I've already been called an internet meme thanks to you know what. Hopefully they don't describe anything I do as "dicking" or "dicked."
Daisy Duck: So what was the last contest you participated in?
Dezmond: Okay, get this. We were lost in the desert and we were lost in Diablo Desert from the Dragon Ball franchise, and we had to look for the titular balls themselves.
Dave: Oooh...
Daria: Not those balls, you idiot!
Dezmond: But me, along with Daddy, Deadpool, Demoman, Dio, Diona, Donald, and Dori had to face off against villains from the franchise, including Dabura, Daiz, Dore, and Dodoria. All of which start with D. I was able to block out Dore's thruster kick on Diona and Dori with my glove cloak arms on his legs. But then he kicked back by taking my syringe and injecting into him, filling him with paralysis concoction thanks to Deadpool, and then he fell down. But hey, at least I did participate.
Dhalsim: Wow, that's cool! If I was in that contest, I would be a useful ally.
Declan: Damn, that's a badass move.
Daniel Tiger: Well, I'm glad you guys weren't in the Danakil Desert.
Diego: You would end up like a certain bald kid that shall not be mentioned, because Da Poo Poo Guy and his cult lives there, plus some desert bandits there.
Dipper: As a VTuber, I heard you had interests in anime, can you reveal your top 10 list?
Dezmond: Sure! My top 10 favorite anime are Mayo Chiki, Magi: The Labyrinth of Magic, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Nichijou, Death Note, Witch Craft Works, Code Geass, Overlord, Hunter X Hunter and Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood.
Dora the Explorer: Do you want to sleep with me?
Dezmond: What happened to her?
Diego: I'll explain the situation later.
Donut: Dezmond, I know you're a great leader and all. Can you give tips on how to be a better leader?
Dezmond: To be a good leader, you need to inspire, encourage and motivate. Know your team well of their strengths and weaknesses, and lead them towards success.
Donut: Maybe I can try. Thanks for the tips.
Dezmond: Glad that I can give advice to you, Donut. Do you have any more questions for me?
Dee Dee: Ooh, I have one?
Dezmond: What's your question, Dee Dee?
Dee Dee: Do you like balloons? (holds a balloon in Dezmond's face)
Dezmond: AAH! NO! Sorry, I have globophobia, meaning I have a fear of balloons. And not only that, I don't like hollow or air-filled objects in general, like drums and tires. During my stream of Big Brain Academy, I refused to complete the Balloon Burst minigame because the resounding sounds of the balloons stressed me out.
Dee Dee: Oh yeah, look at the balloon! Look at it! (pops it next to Dezmond causing him to faint and get in a fetal position)
Dexter: Dee Dee, look what you've done! You just broke him!
Dee Dee: What can I say? A guy that hates balloons? Not normal!
Dark Choco: On a serious note, he doesn't look too good.
Declan: Should we take him to the hospital?
Dezmond: (gets up) No, no, no. I'm fine. I'm fine. But I think that's enough questions from you guys. I'm ready to talk to the hosts now.
Devin: Well said, Dezmond. It's time for our questions! You only answer five questions and the interview is done
Dezmond: Only five? I expect more than that. But I would mind answering them. So, what's my first question?
Dice: Dezmond, your first question is "What's your reaction when you got eliminated in this season?"
Dezmond: Well, the voting had mixed continuity decisions and I thought "If none wants to be out, then I vote myself off" as I sacrificed myself to keep my team safe for longer. I knew there are powerful team members like Dio, Deadpool and Daddy Dearest, they can handle the most challenges without me. It was sorta a sad elimination, but even if I managed to rejoin, just let you know that I have a great time being here. What's my next question?
Dice: Dezmond, "What do others think about you when you get eliminated while you are back at home?"
Dezmond: My fans are saddened that I got eliminated even though I was a graduate at that time. My guildmates understood the situation.
Devin: Do you have a link to your Youtube channel, I'm pretty sure some of the Peanut Gallery wanted to watch some past streams.
Dezmond: Sure, here you go (passes a note with a link written in pen that said "https://www.youtube.com/@MagniDezmond")
Devin: Thanks, next question.
Dice: Dezmond, "Do you have any allies in this competition?"
Dezmond: Mostly, including my own team. Being a leader of Digital Dragons pays off and how I'm useful in most challenges.
Devin: But why didn't you use the immunity token to save yourself from elimination?
Dezmond: The reason why I didn't use the immunity token is because it's my choice to not use it. If I used the immunity token however, Demoman would join with Diona in the bottom two, The Dancing Dandelions would most likely choose Diona and resulting Demoman getting the boot.
Duncan: Does the immunity token function the same as an immunity idol?
Dice: Yes, an immunity token works like an immunity idol, whoever uses it on the elimination, would guarantee safety. But the user can only use one token per elimination.
Devin: Onto the next question
Dice: Dezmond, "What is your motive to join this competition?"
Dezmond: The reason why I joined the competition is because I want to make new friends and fight off some enemies like an adventure.
Devin: Makes sense, onto the last question
Dice: Dezmond, "What's your life before this competition happens?"
Dezmond: After the graduation, I felt dull and I had nothing else to do. When I found out one of the guildmates, Axel, participated in a competition called "The Alphabet Character Elimination". I figured this competition based show is alphabet based and since my name starts with D, I had to wait to finish three seasons until I can sing up.
Devin: And that's all the time we need, thanks for contributing on our interviews, you guys can go to the Peanut Gallery
Dezmond: (gets up) Thanks, It is a pleasure to be here.
Dezmond goes to the peanut gallery
Devil: Looks like the leader of Digital Dragons are joining us and I must say, you're quite strong standing against these villains
Dezmond: I appreciate your comment. Anyways, how's everyone?
Diego Brando: We're fine except for that Dora who she's drunk
Dora the Explorer: I need more... (falls asleep)
Dezmond: What happened to her?
One explanation later
Dezmond: Is this really true?
Diego: Yes, but this isn't the first time she has done that and it's out of character
Donut: I can't believe from what I'm hearing this, how could she become so irresponsible for being underaged?!
Dezmond: I understand that isn't right for her, perhaps someone must keep an eye on her. By the way, who's the next guest?
Devin: The next guest is a stand user from Part 8 of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure and she's a part of the Higashikata family. Please welcome Daiya Higashikata!
Daiya walks in
Daiya: Hey everyone! Before I start this interview, I have a message from the dawn of time.
Devin: Oh, what is it, Daiya?
Daiya: RUN! (runs off)
A Deinonychus appears
Diego Brando: A Deinonychus!
The Deinonychus causes mayhem in the aftermath studio and the peanut gallery run away
Doofy: Oh no! This can't be good! I gotta run away! I'm going! (shoots himself)
Dice: Well, there goes the cameraman... again.
Devin: I think it's time for a commercial break until the whole thing blows over.
Dice: You're right, Devin. We'll be right back, everybody!
(COMMERCIALS)
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Donita: Hey, what are you doing?!
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Donita gets attacked by PETA people while Aviva laughs, then the commercial ends
Rednaxela: I'M GOING TO PEE MY PANTS BECAUSE MY VOICE IS SALLI WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.
Army officer: Hello, kid, you're dead.
Rednaxela: (while getting gunned down) WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH. (dances all over the place) YAY I'M DANCING FOR NO REASON.
Brian text-to-speech voice: Do not try to shoot Rednaxela, or he will dance in front of you.
Blocky: Hey guys! For a prank, steal Dio's stand, then smash it to the ground, causing Dio to freeze... forever! Then, push him into a den, where he gets exterminated by Daleks! Hahahahahahaha! Hahahaha--
Voice: This program was brought to you by Blocky's Funny Doings International.
(back to aftermath)
Devin: (sighs) Well, that was taken care of once again. Thanks, Diego!
Diego Brando: No problem!
Daiya: Hey. Sorry about that. I don't know where that Deinonychus came from this time. Hopefully it wasn't from Daniel.
Dora: DADADADADADADADADADADADADADA (What makes you say that?)
Daiya: Deadpool told me about before I got the boot.
Devin: Whatever. Just have a seat.
Daiya sits down
Devin: So, calls or--
Daiya: Calls.
Devin: Of course. Everybody wants to start with the calls. Well anyways, hello, you're on the air!
Caller 4: Hey there, can you do a front flip for me?
Daiya: Sure. (tries to do the flip, but ends up falling) Oh... my back!
Donut: Are you alright?
Daiya: Yeah, I'm fine.
Devin: Next caller!
Rihanna: Hey, I heard you stole my song for your stupid stand!
Daphne: Rihanna?! Is that you? I'm your biggest fa--
Rihanna: SHUT UP!
Daiya: What are you talki--
Rihanna: I am coming for you, Daiya Higashikata! You will be sued for a bunch of dollars. I don't how much, but you will not win! (laughs evilly)
Darkness (Legend) cuts the line
Daiya: Thanks.
Devin: Next!
Norisuke: Hey Daiya.
Daiya: Father?
Norisuke: Yeah, it's me. I just wanted to say, I am very sorry you got eliminated.
Daiya: Yeah, since Bucciarati won Season 2, I thought I would.
Norisuke: Well, look on the bright side, there is one more rejoining. And hopefully you can get back in there.
Daiya: Oh yeah! You're right, father. I hope I can get back in this season and win that million!
Norisuke: That's the spirit, girl! Hopefully you rejoin and hopefully this apartment complex looks cool.
Daiya: Cool. Hopefully you participate in Season 14, so that you will have an awesome room. I can't wait to see what my room looks like.
Norisuke: Okay, talk to you later. Bye! (hangs up)
Devin: Next!
Bucciarati: Hey there, Daiya.
Daiya: Am I talking to the winner of Season 2?
Bucciarati: Yeah, hey, Daiya. I'm really sorry you got eliminated. I saw it all on the big screen.
Daiya: Well, at least I'm not embarrassed or anything.
Bucciarati: No, don't say that. The point is, not only is there still a rejoining somewhere, but there are still four more JoJo characters still in.
Daiya: Oh yeah. I would still definitely be happy if either of them win or at least make it to the Final 2. Dio was really doing well this season.
Bucciarati: Yeah, honestly, I really hope he wins. Yeah, you are going to love that apartment complex. And hopefully, again, the letter D room will be put together soon, and hopefully it'll be amazing.
Daiya: Honestly I want to go to that apartment complex now.
Bucciarati: I'm afraid you can't, you have to wait until this season's competition is over. That's a part of the rules.
Daiya: Oh, of course.
Dipper: I would send her myself, but you know how that turned out for me.
Bucciarati: Anyways, I just called to check up on you.
Daiya: Thanks. Bye! That's enough calls for me, what's next?
Devin: The Peanut Gallery wants you to ask the question about yourself. Does anyone have any questions for her?
Daniel Tiger: So, Daiya, what's your favorite animal?
Daiya: Bears. Many of my outfits bear the ears of my head, and I love stuffed animals. However, underneath my cuteness is an analytic and possessive Stand user who can remove and destroy memories on a whim.
Danny: Yeah, just what does your stand do exactly?
Daiya: Well, my stand is called California King Bed, which was why Rihanna called me. It allows me to steal other people's memories should they break a rule in a game I make. The stolen memories are turned into chess pieces that I collect. However, if I step on my victim's shadow, the memories are returned.
Darth Vader: I'm meeting a lot of people with superpowers.
Dee Dee: In your stand, you look like a cute flower!
Donut: But not as great as a certain flower I know.
Daiya: Well, I think it's just because of my love for stuffed animals. My stand is modeled after one.
Dee Dee: You look like someone that could be on my annoying girl group along with Angela and Ami!
Daiya: No way. I am not that annoying.
Dipper: Yeah, just the fact that you are a childish girl complete with a hood with bear ears always reminds me of this Bob's Burgers character that sounds like my sister.
Dhalsim: So, how did you lose your eyesight?
Daiya: Well, as a toddler, I fell into a fault near the Wall Eyes. I lost my eyesight as a result, but I gained a Stand in the process.
Daphne: Jeepers! I am so glad my eyesight still works perfectly to this day.
Daiya: Well, despite this my other senses work extremely well. I can even tell when Josuke has moved unnaturally. On top of that, I have memorized the layout of the entire estate and every object in it. And I have memorized exactly where the sun is at any time during the day, after telling the time using a special blind wrist watch, as well as every window in the house, all to know exactly how to keep Josuke under the thrall of California King Bed.
Dracula: Wow, you are so talented even if you have no sight whatsoever.
Drake: Oh, I get it. You're joking. (laughs evilly, then hears his henchmen laughing off-screen) WHAT'S SO FUNNY?!
Dave: An eyesight loss? I would imagine the drunk guy who wakes up after drinking ten bottles of beer and makes it out of the door without bumping or falling.
Diego Brando: D-Bot never knew you had vision impairment, neither to us.
Dora: DADADADADADADADADADADADADADADA (If I had this condition, I would bump into walls everywhere)
Devil Cookie: My turn!
Daiya: What's your question, Devil Cookie?
Devil Cookie: Do you need this? (show a white cane and a blindfold)
Dark Choco: Daiya doesn't need those. Though she told me about her condition before I got the boot.
Flashback before Dark Choco before the third elimination. Daiya was seen moving the hallways back and forth, then Dark Choco saw her
Dark Choco: Excuse myself, what were you doing?
Daiya: I'm memorizing the layout of this building, it's only been a few days since we got here.
Dark Choco: If you want to memorize the layout, you may need a map. One of them is drawing a floor plan.
Daiya: I really need a map? I'm afraid that I unable to do that
Dark Choco: Is there a problem?
Daiya: I can't read it because of I'm partially blind
Dark Choco: Are you sure? Your eyes look fine to my point of view
Daiya: Most people didn't believe that, my family and friends care about my condition
Dark Choco: If you were that blind, how did you manage to avoid slip or bump on accident?
Daiya: Don't worry about it, I can manage it through.
Dark Choco: If you said so.
Flashback ends
Dark Choco: After that, she explained how she managed to order on menu without seeing the text
Darkness: We didn't know she had been going through something like this. Why don't you told us sooner
Dark Choco: I decided to keep it to myself until she brought up her information
Daiya: Anyone else?
Declan: Would you rather always have a little rock in your shoe you can't find or always have a hangnail that gets caught on things?
Daiya: Having a pebble in a shoe is a little annoying, but having plucked hangnails is a little painful. I choose the former as an answer
Drakken: Would you rather dive with sharks or swim with dolphins?
Daiya: I choose to swim with dolphins, because it's fun. It's way a lot better than swimming with literal sharks which is dangerous.
Duncan: So, what was the latest contest you participated in?
Daiya: We were diving in the Drake Passage, no relation, and we had to dive in a deep sea to reach the lowest point while trying to go as deep as possible until I drowned. What happened was Brittany from Library Kids was playing a deadly version of Duck Duck Goose with us. When I was in the deep sea, she patted me on the back and scared me, causing me to drown.
Dipsy: Uh oh!
Daiya: I know. It was such a scary contest. I can't believe Brittany messed with it and I didn't know where she managed to escape from Bill's dimension after Season B3
Dipper: I never thought I'd say this, but hopefully Brittany goes back to Bill's dimension along with that mean Celebrity Manhunt host.
Duncan: Yeah, I agree with the other one. She is a jerk.
Daiya: That was it, I answered all of your questions. So, what's next?
Devin: It's time for our questions! You only answer five questions and the interview is done
Daiya: Just five questions? I won't mind if I do. Then, what's my first question?
Dice: Daiya, your first question is "What's your reaction when you got eliminated in this season?"
Daiya: I was unfortunate to be out. Despite being the last person eliminated before the merge, I think I played fair. Although I didn't used my stand that much in this competition, maybe next time when I come back, I'll start to prepare training in cause if there's any more physical challenges.
Devin: Ok, next question.
Dice: Daiya, "What do others think about you when you get eliminated while you are back at home?"
Daiya: After I got eliminated, almost my entire family spooked out of nowhere when I teleported back home. After that I talked about my time in this competition.
Devin: Ok, next question.
Dice: Daiya, "Do you have any allies in this competition?"
Daiya: I have made some friends. I had top five on this topic, they are: Daisy, Doppio, Diona, Dori and Diavolo
Devin: What about the others?
Daiya: I did spend time on my teammates to get to know them better if I want to stay for longer. It's nice to make new friends.
Devin: Ok, next question.
Dice: Daiya, "What is your motive to join this competition?"
Daiya: The motive for me is to have fun. Since my name starts with D, I was expecting to have some challenges to do with DIY projects. The Diorama challenge is my favorite so far.
Devin: I understand. Anyways, onto the last question.
Dice: Daiya, "What's your life before this competition happens?"
Daiya: I was watching TV while spending time with my family and Josuke until I saw a show like this one. At first it looked fun, then my thoughts came up and I said "What if I was one of the seasons?". Though the grand prize was dazzling, I asked my dad where I could sign up as a contestant. Then he responded by saying that I should go to that website, when season C ended, I started to sign up and then a couple days later, the letter came and they accepted me as a contestant. That was like my dream coming true. I was so happy at the time.
Devin: Alright that's the time with you. Thanks for coming to do the interview with us, you can go to the Peanut Gallery
Daiya: Thanks
Daiya gets up and joins the peanut gallery
Daiya: How's my interview?
Daphne: It was great, I'm amazed by how your stand is named after one of my favorite music artist
Daiya: Why thank you. I'm looking forward for the next eliminated contestant
Dipper: Hold on, if this the first eliminated contestant on the merge, that would mean-
Devil Cookie: THAT BACKSTABBER MADE IT TO THE MERGE!
Daiya: *sigh* As I said, I was the last one eliminated before the merge
Diego Brando: Now Daniel has made it into merge, he might be up to pull up more tricks up his sleeve
Daisy Duck: Hopefully he doesn't outlast my boyfriend! He won Season D1 for crying out loud!
Diddy: Same thing with Donkey Kong.
Danny: If I was in this season, I would beat this guy to a pulp! Violence is allowed, right?
Disgust: This guy should quit due to allergies or injuries or something.
Duncan: Dude, if he's the villain, and he's the same placement as Alejandro, who was the villain of World Tour, it's either second or first, I don't know what will happen.
Daisy Duck: Luckily, Donald Duck said he is finding a way for plans to get rid of him. He tried rigging the votes, in a similar manner to what Harold did to Courtney in Total Drama Island, and he hired a hitman Dennis from The SpongeBob Movie in an attempt for ways to get rid of him. So don't worry, when he's eliminated soon, we all have a little celebration.
Daphne: Okay then. But let's save celebration after the last aftermath, just like the last two seasons.
Devin: Okay then. For now, please welcome our fourth and final guest, Diona!
Diona walks in
Diona: Hi!
Devin: Hello there, Diona. Bummer about the show.
Diona: I agree. But it was for the best. So, let's start.
Dice: I think at this point, everyone is accepting the calls, so we might as well just start with the calls.
Devin: Got it. Let's take some calls for Diona. Hi, you're on the air!
Caller 5: Hello, can I speak to Doofy the Dragon?
Devin: Sorry, he shot himself a few minutes ago. Next!
Caller 6: Yeah, I have a question for Deadpool.
Devin: Sorry, he's not eliminated yet. Do you have a question for Diona?
Caller 6: (hangs up)
Devin: Next!
Diona: Is this one for me?
Pacifica: Actually, this call is for Dipper.
Dipper: Pacifica? Why are you calling me?
Pacifica: Yeah, I just wanted to say that I still hope you are tuning in to see more of Season P2, because I am doing great so far.
Dipper: You are?
Pacifica: Yeah, I was able to beat down PTLD-93 all by myself! Cool, huh?
Dipper: Yeah, I saw that. I just wish you luck in beating this season, because I didn't make it to the Final 2 in either version. I was close to the Final 7 in Season D1, and at least I made it to the Final 11 in Season D2. But I didn't win.
Pacifica: Cool. Anyways, I'll see you at the amusem*nt park!
Dipper: Okay, bye! (Pacifica hangs up)
Diona: Nice call. But doesn't anyone want to speak to me? I'm the guest.
Devin: Next!
Moe: Hey there, I heard you love alcohol, right?
Diona: Oh, hey, you must be Moe Szyslak, owner of Springfield's bar. It actually sounds like one of the villages in Mondstadt, Springvale.
Moe: Yeah, I didn't know that, since I've never played that game and... (beep) Hold on, I got someone on the other line. Moe's Tavern?
Bart: Is Mrs. Ria there?
Moe: Ria?
Bart: Yeah, first name, Dia.
Moe: Hold on, I'll check. Phone call for Mrs. Ria, first name Dia! Hey, I'm looking for a Dia Ria here! (his patrons laugh) Wait a minute! Listen here, you prank calling losers! If I ever get a hand of you, I will slice your gonads off and use that when I have to pee! (hangs up; Bart is shown laughing)
Diona: You'll get that guy someday, Moe.
Moe: Yeah, sorry. He is tough to catch. He keeps changing his name.
Diona: Whatever. Anyways, sorry, but I am not interested in working here. I am fine being the bartender in the Cat's Tail Tavern.
Moe: Okay then.
Diona: And they taste horrible anyway, and I don't think any of your patrons would like that.
Moe: I understand. (hangs up)
Devin: Next caller.
Caller 6: I just wanted to say that I love your alcoholic drinks and--
Diona: Hey! Don't you dare say my alcohol is GREAT! Devin, hang up!
Devin: Next caller!
Fischl: Hello, Diona.
Diona: Is that you, Fischl?
Fischl: Yeah, I'm very sorry you lost that contest.
Diona: Well, whatever. Those dumbbells were so heavy. I couldn't lift them up.
Fischl: If there was a contest you would do, I would say you would do a contest about drinking Duvel beers. You would've won that for sure.
Diego: That sounds very familiar.
Diona: That's true. Well, I hope you become a contestant on Season 6.
Fischl: I probably will. Bye.
Diona: Okay, that's enough calls for me. I guess I'll move on to the questions from the weird guys.
Devin: Got it.
Dexter: So let me get this straight, you look like a humanized cat, but you're a bartender?
Diona: Yeah, I am. I am the owner of Cat's Tail Tavern. Would you like one of my beers? It looks like Dora already had some.
Diego: Yeah, she actually drank some Duvel beers to get ready for a party before the show.
Dora the Explorer: (burps) You know, I am meeting a little cat girl. She looks like a cat girl! (burps again)
Diona: You know, I sometimes wish Boots was here to stop that from happening.
Diego: Well...
Cut to black and white security footage of Boots (as a chimpanzee) and an old woman
Old Woman: Oh, hello, Boots!
Boots: (attacks the old woman, injuring her)
Police Officer 1: Get away, get away!
Police Officer 2: Oh my god! (shoots Boots, killing him)
Back to the aftermath
Diona: Whatever.
Drake: I will try one of those beverages.
Diona: Knock yourself out.
Drake: (drinks the beverage) Mmm... this beer is delicious!
Diona: DELICIOUS?! Why am I so horrible at making them taste horrible!
Disgust: What? You want your beers to taste horrible? This is stupid! That's like you want your broccoli to taste horrible, even though Riley's parents say they are good for you.
Diona: Oh whatever.
Daniel Tiger: So what's your favorite animal?
Diona: I love cats. Being a cat girl aside, I work at the Cat's Tail Bar, have a pouch in the shape of a cat's paw, and my constellation is a cat. Not to mention the palms of my gloves resemble a cat's paw, the bottom of my shoes have a cat's paw design, and if the way my shoes are designed is anything to go by, I also walk on the balls of my feet, similar to a cat.
D.W.: Wow, I'm not the only girly looking animal here, even though you're not anthropomorphic.
Diona: Yeah, you look like a weird animal too.
D.W.: I'm an aardvark.
Diddy: So what's your experience at your tavern?
Diona: Deeply embarrassed by the drunken antics of my father Draff, leader of the hunting bands of Springvale, I set off on a one-girl crusade to sabotage Mondstadt's wine industry, busying myself with making bad-tasting alcoholic drinks. If only my concoctions did not turn out far tastier than I'd like.
Danny: Being a Genshin Impact character, what's your moves here?
Diona: I brew healing and defensive concoctions to my parties when not shooting down my foes. My Elemental Skill, Icy Paws, fires a pair of icicles and at the same time envelops the active character with a cat-shaped shield that additionally infuses their attacks with Cryo, with its held form adding three projectiles and further boosting the shield's resilience. My Elemental Burst, Signature Mix, tosses a flask of ice-cold beverage that creates a Drunken Mist field which periodically blows gusts of cold wind that simultaneously damages enemies and heals allies within. When fully upgraded, my Skill can now automatically cast less potent shields on nearby allies, as well as add a speed boost and reduced stamina consumption effects to the "main" shield, and the Drunken Mist can now inflict an Attack penalty on foes, restore some of Diona's Energy once it ends as well sharply reduce the charging time of her aimed shots, and boost either the active character's Incoming Healing while they have no more than half their HP or their Elemental Mastery otherwise.
Drakken: Wow, that is nice.
Daphne: So what was the last contest you participated in before you got eliminated?
Diona: We were lifting dumbbells. That is when the teams dissolved by the way. And of course, I couldn't do a full lift all the way up. So I was the first one out. And I decided to vote myself out because the fact that I was the first one out in the contest and I was the lowest in the scoreboard made me a huge target.
Daisy Duck: Aw, poor girl.
Daphne: Well, at least you made it to the merge.
Diona: That's true. Anyways, I've had enough peanut gallery questions. Let's talk to you guys now.
Devin: Okay.
Dice: Diona, "What's your reaction when you got eliminated in this season?"
Diona: Well, I voted myself out because I did horrible at the dumbbell lifting contest. But I pretty much knew that everyone else would vote me out, since it would make me a very easy target.
Devin: Next question.
Dice: Diona, "What do others think about you when you get eliminated while you are back at home?"
Diona: My bar mates just humiliated me since my whole time here was weird and stupid at the same time, especially when Mr. Rainbow Guy did the bunny outfit prank on everyone.
Devin: Next question.
Dice: Diona, "Do you have any allies in this competition?"
Diona: Well, I had a nice relationship with Dori, but I think Donald Duck was a good ally in my opinion.
Devin: Next question
Dice: Diona, "What is your motive to join this competition?"
Diona: Albedo won the first season. Why else?
Devin: Ok, onto the last question
Dice: Diona, "What's your life before this competition happens?"
Diona: I thought it would be a way to promote my bar. Get everyone to try my awful drinks, yadda-yadda. I JUST DIDN'T EXPECT THE FACT THAT THIS SHOW WOULD BE A CUCKOO-CRAZY! I mean, have you ever seen a reality show that involves fighting a mechanical dinosaur, finding a door with dangerous obstacles in their way, a big destruction of a domino tower, a donut-guy chasing us, massive destruction on the museum, a dirty joke causing destruction, explosive diarrhea in a drag contest, getting injured from dodgeballs, witnessing the host being assassinated by the main character from Encanto, bringing an actual dinosaur as a diorama, drowning in the bottom of the trench without diving equipment by that cuckoo girl, having a crewmember get hospitalized from Danish allergies, and even witnessing a health inspector getting killed! (hyperventilating)
Long silence
Devin: ... Thanks for your time Diona. You can go to the Peanut Gallery.
Diona: Okay. (walks to the peanut gallery)
Daphne: Okay, who's next?
Devin: Actually, that was the last guest.
Peanut gallery: WHAT?!
Devin: Yeah, you see, there was no elimination in Episode 15 because they didn't have a contest.
Dice: There was an incident where a crew member suffered Danish allergies and was sent to the hospital, and they had to close the diner after it suffered major OSHA and health violations by a French health inspector.
Daphne: Wow, jeepers!
Donut: That is horrible!
Devin: Yeah, they just had a simple doctor appointment, and it wasn't a contest.
Darth Vader: Yeah, apparently, there was a dentist appointment in Season D2 that was a challenge and I was eliminated for refusing to take off my helmet and there was a doctor appointment in this show that was not a challenge. They were lucky.
Donut: Even the eliminated contestants had to go to the appointment on that same day. I was the only one left with a different doctor.
Devin: Yeah. But there is a twist. Each member of the--
Peanut gallery: NO!
Devin: Huh?
Dice: We are not doing that twist again, because it was a disaster last season, and Claptrap was eliminated for that.
Devin: Yeah, I was only kidding. And we are out of time anyway. So that was all the interviews for this episode. So don't forget to leave some kudos and show some appreciation and see you next time on the next--
Dice: Wait, where's Dora?
Dora: DADADADADADADADADADADA (I said, I'm right here!)
Dice: Again, we were talking about the other one.
Cut to the roof of the aftermath studio
Dora the Explorer: (to the people reading) I think I can fly! Do you think I can fly?
Long silence
Dora the Explorer: I've never been able to hear you! THAT'S THE SHOW'S BIG LIE! (jumps off the roof and lands hardly on the ground, much to everyone's shock)
Dave: Ooh, she missed the pool!
This episode finishes off with the outro who had the same type of music as the intro.
